Pirate Queens want to save loot on their Glasses, too

Friday, May 28, 2010

Now ye might be asking why a Pirate Queen would be needing glasses? Well, let tell you that the salt air plays on the eyes a bit so Ren Faire Reese needs a smart pair of eyeglasses so she can read the writing on her treasure maps. It's quite small on many of them so it's important not to steer her crew too far off course.  I referred her to Zenni Optical because they carry some smart looking glasses made of titanium memory metal that will bend and move with an active treasure hunter. Besides, this style matches the era in which she lives.
   
Dressing for a renaissance faire requires exact historical data re-enactment and it takes shaving the budget here and there. I just didn't want to see her look distasteful so I sent her where my friends recommended, the hottest mail order eyeglass company on the internet today. 

Ren Faire Reese just alerted me that her crew found a couple treasure chests on a yacht that washed ashore off the islands in the south seas. When her salty dog mates opened up the chests they shouted with joy because both chests were filled with hundreds of pairs of eyeglasses. The ship invoice was still legible and it showed that the smart yacht captain ordered all of them from Zenni Optical. This is great news and one of the best finds in her quest to this day. Not all of Ren's ship mates are youngers you know. Them old salty dogs are gaining in years and have had more than their share of reading maps in the salt air, not to mention nipping a bit of the rum so they need some bifocals or reading glasses to help them along. The entire crew scored a few pair for each of them and are parading around in purple, black, gold, red and blue and silver frames that match their outfits. This is great news indeed!

Now you don't have to find bounty on a sunken ship to get your Zenni Optical eyeglasses. Just go online and place an easy order that will arrive at your door within a couple weeks. See you at the next renaissance faire in your stylish glasses because you will save tons of money that you can spend watching the show.


The Midnight Writer